What is the definition of Asking Medical Research?

Asking medical research is like asking a mad scientist if they've cracked the code to making your morning coffee taste like a 1950s sitcom. You want answers, and the answer could be a groundbreaking discovery or just another piece of the cosmic puzzle that we still don't fully understand.

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Here's an unsettling example: "We're all asking medical research to erase our memories of last night's awkward dinner with the existentialist who called us 'crazy for being alive'."